Exciting Day

Today is so exciting!
I’ve got so much stuff to do
First I’ll cut my sister’s hair,
Then free the animals at the zoo.

I’ll throw Playdoh on the ceiling
I’ll draw pictures on the walls
I’ll start a forest fire,
Then clog up Niagara Falls.

I’ll take little babies’ toys
I’ll rob a candy store
I’ve got so many plans already,
Yet there’s at least a hundred more!

I know I can’t do any of this
People think I’m too mature
I’m the perfect little goody-goody,
But now I’m not so sure…