Four-Oh

It’s the big 4-0! You’re finally there
Pretty soon you’ll be starting to lose your hair
You’re getting so old, I can hardly believe it
Your youth has left you, you might wanna retrieve it
Yesterday you seemed so fresh and brand new
But now you’re ancient, what happened to you?
Have you broken any bones, a hip or your back?
Is it vision or hearing you’re starting to lack?
Your mid-life crisis has long past
You wanna have fun? Hurry, you’re aging fast
Soon you’ll be needing a respirator
Hey! You’re falling asleep! Well, see ya later